November 2010
1 post
[uh oh]
looks like transta’s partner in crime has forgotten about shawtyland
long time no see, tumblr.
don’t worry, there’s a reason why you’ve been abandoned my dearest tumblr:
no updates :(
sighhh what an uneventful life
September 2010
6 posts
[exactamento]
jxu2012:
riskingmylife:
iwanttoxflyaway:
ilovemariahcareythemost:
iwanttoxflyaway:
You know what the best feeling in the world is? Having a best friend. That one person that loves you and will never judge you no matter how badly you fuck up. Someone who you have endless conversations with and can communicate with just your eyes. That one person who can just walk right into your house...
[meh]
i never thought about it until today:
a boy may break your heart
but the pain from that is
nothing
compared to
the feeling of realizing
your best friend has left you
(i had spaghettios for breakfast - my new contemplative food)
[hello]
WE ARE BACK WITH FULL FORCE. naaaht.
Transta thinks she’s so cool by concentrating on her work and with her low ponytail.
Sigh.
And she just gets mad easily and frustrated.
But anyways, she made another EMAIL AGAIN. And she’s really into her work and responsibilities.
ADIOS
August 2010
5 posts
[transta trying to be cool]
Transta steals yukstah’s espanol words so that she feels supa fly with them in her vocabulary
The end.
Adios (yukstah’s adios not transta’s)
[bonjour/hola]
ellooooo tumblr world
tis been awhile since yukstah and transta has blogged
school is in session, so deprivation will soon end.
au revoir/adios
June 2010
9 posts
Failed shopping day
So my mom’s friend got the flu so she couldn’t come shopping with us. Then my mom didn’t want to go shopping so we didn’t go shopping. Yay.
And I hate the scheduling system and Transta left me today. :(
Transta-less monday
Where art thou, transta?
I see you every monday but now that’s gone.
Adios.
Vidchat
Even though we didn’t talk, I got to see your beautiful face :)
Yay.
Successful vidchatting. Yes!
I’ll see you soooooon. Wooot.
Love,
Yukstah
Yoyoyo transta is a meanie
Hey dude
Please stop laughing at my face. Thank you.
And yo. We should tokbox it up unless you are being supa mean and ‘tired’
Anyways we shall hang out and go crazay.
Adios.
summer date #1
yoyo beezies
Yukstahs mama makes the best yakisoba everrrrrr
Ps yukstah is wearing a supa sexy headband right noww oh baby
I brought protection for our feisty date but yuka rejected me so i am hurt :(
May 2010
5 posts
[transta = emosta]
suddenly,
bittersweet chocolate
isn’t
sweet
only
bitter.
my efforts to reconnect
are pointless,
useless attempts
to win back what i’ve
lost.
[lookwho'stalking]
see i’m the one posting on the blog now.
bleh.
what now?
[emochildpart2]
someone’s super quiet today.
it’s because she feels really guilty not bringing the food that she promised she would bring.
sigh
forgetfulness will get worse as you get older.
too bad she already has it.
adios.
[emptystomach]
i’m hungry.
i ate my lunch already during second period.
ugh. i want to go home and eat. bleh.
too bad my food provider isn’t here today.
poop.
-yukstah
[psh]
excuse me.
sorry i didn’t update this blog in a long time.
but transta is the one who has left me to take her AP french test. big whoop.
and usher’s omg song is on and it reminds me of transta. hehe
and it’s also annoying to listen to.
and i’m hungry because SOMEONE isn’t here to feed me toffee.
peace.
yukstah
April 2010
12 posts
[sigh]
yukstah stopped updating on “our” blog
looks like yukstah’s existence on the blog was short lived :(
lalala sigh
[unloved]
yukstah is being very lazy
she does not want to do anything
she just wants to go to japan
whattalosah
lalalala
today transta yukstah and a lot of the asian posse
yeuhyeuh
transta out yo
[jk]
yukstah you coo
you hot
love you
kbai
[@theapplestore2]
sorry
transta does not know how to hold an apple mouse correctly
yuckstah’s parents are not picking us up
yuckstah mus of been a bad child and now they’re abandoning us
not fair
im a good child
i should not have to carry the blame
sighsighsigh
life is so depressing
<3 transta
[@theapplestore]
Dear world
yukstah fails at uploading photos on fb
those random ppl cheering outside the door are really bugging the shieet outta mee
you so restless
love you
transfatsa (;
[emochild]
don’t be a hater, transta.
world will be a better place if you do just that.
and your emoness will lead you to become a hermit.
and i don’t think you want that.
love,
yukstah
[lame yuckstah]
CNN OPINION »»» MR. DONUT
TRANSTA »»»»»»» YUCKSTAH
enough said
March 2010
38 posts
transta ran out of ideas = lamestah II →
[jealous? i think not]
why would i be jealous of the person who laughs at her own jokes?
nope. i’m not jealous.
why would i want to be the one who sings to herself and intently look at the computer?
nope. i don’t.
why would i be the who thinks she’s so boss when she wears her hood on?
nope.
so am i jealous?
nope.
adios.
[hmpF]
that’s the noise i’m making right now
yukstah just doesn’t know how to appreciate my love.
lalalalal whatevs LOSAH YUCKSTAH
p.s. you wish you could make such AMAZINGLY HOT NOISES.
it’s ook, i would be jealous tooooo
heheheheheeheheheh
[scandalous uncensored lyrics]
see you windin n grindin up on that pole I know you see me looking at you and you already know I wanna fuck you, you already know I wanna fuck you, you already know Money in the air as mo feel, grab you by your coat tail, take you to the motel, hoe sale Don’t tell, wont tell, baby said I dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well Take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me...
[transtabeingabeezy]
transta thinks she’s so funny by laughing at her own jokes.
and now she’s making weird noises.
sigh. what to do with this weird girl.
she’s a beez. just because i was admiring the different photographs of yummy food, she laughs at me.
at least i can cook and bake. unlike somebody over here.
sigh.
transta=transFATsa=beezsta
fin
[love]
transta is sorry
she loves yukstah and her imperfections, which yukstah has little of (;
love you yuckface ;)
<3
[LOSAH]
yukstah = yuckstah = losah
she a crazay laday
transta is tired
and she’s cool in her hood
yukstah is just jealous.
at least i don’t waste time looking at pictures of food i can’t eat.\
HAHAHAHHAHAA
(END).
[weirdtransta]
transta laughs weird
now she’s touching her nose. weird. i know.
everything transta does is weird. like how she’s moving her mouse around. and she has her hood on.
she is a weird one, i tell ya.
adios.
[blahblah]
lalala
me tired
yo homie
you’re hot
im excited for hanging out with you this weekend
shnga soon homie
bai
p.s. you look funny when you type on a keyboard
:D